reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

arcthic:

glow / similar
"I drank until you weren’t real."

— Six Word Story (#12)

(Source: writingraw)

"Alcohol makes you feel the way you should feel without alcohol."

— (via nudelip)

(Source: surfation)

"Inspiration born from within, can only be killed by you."

— William Chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)

egyptianflamingo:

Same
"I want my secrets back.
I want my heart back.
I want all the words I
ever wasted on you
back.

You don’t deserve them."

— 110/365 by (DS)

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a founding father

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