Brendan Austin
"It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut."

— William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2 (via melotae)



"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

he has no idea

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

"Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed."

— tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person  (via elauxe)


The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 


i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description